Ask Moire

My fave summer activity!

August 2, 2013

Kendra asks: Moire what is your favorite summer activity?”

Moiré’s answer:  Kendra, thank you for your most inquisitive email. While I’m sure some will expect me to say yachting or sailing, I must admit my favorite summer activity is sun bathing. How I love the warm rays cascading over my expertly groomed exterior. I often take time to relax in the large window of the MPA conference room where, at the perfect time of day, the sun’s capacity to provide me both warmth and a slight kitty tan are at a peak. The sill of that particular window was designed specifically for this purpose. It is oversized, or should I say “Moire sized”?! I lay there for hours until, of course, that dastardly evil COO, Justin, kicks me out of the room due to a ‘closed door’ meeting. Closed door? Really, what is this – the Pentagon? I mean, we aren’t reinventing the wheel here or re-discovering the Milky Way. At any rate, I move to another window, where the sun is not as bright nor as pleasing to my need for Vitamin D, curl up and go to sleep.

I invite you to try sun bathing in a window sometime. Just don’t forget your fur; you wouldn’t want to give the neighbors a show! Until next time, my summer-fun-loving readers, remember the sunscreen.

Fondest Regards,


MOIRE

Moire The Cat

I am a cat. A cat that has done more, seen more, and been more than most men will ever know. My pedigree is defined by modest lineage but I have risen to be one of the finest. One of the most humble, modest, handsome, intelligent, regal, charming, and cunning felines you may ever meet. I often have 'run-ins' with the MPA tight-wad, fun-hater COO, Justin over such things as spa visits and luxury grooming. Having a cat with the skills I possess is not in-expensive. I don't come with a manual and there is no 'figuring me out'. I write a weekly column called "ASK MOIRE" where my faithful readership gets advice and suggestions for a healthy, more balanced life by sending questions to this email address: MOIRE@ASKMPA.COM

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