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Happy Stinking New Year!

January 3, 2014

My readers… I’m forlorn. I’ve been forced to undertake a healthier lifestyle. The ‘powers that be’ here at MPA think that I should be a mascot or a role model, if you will, for good New Year’s Resolutions. BAH! I am, indeed, one of the healthiest, most handsome, intelligent, talented, and humble office cats in all the land. Still, I suppose, in order to amuse the humans I will partake in this seedy ritual.

Starting today (or tomorrow perhaps) I will be using the treadmill more often, drinking more water, and reading more books on my iPad. What are your New Year’s resolutions? Email me today at moire@askmpa.com. I’m interested to hear what kind of drudgery you, my readers, have forced upon yourselves!

Fondest Regards,
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MOIRE

Have a question for Moiré? Send it directly to the feline at moire@askmpa.com. He’s (im)patiently waiting… (Please note: MPA is not responsible for Moiré’s answers as he sometimes has a bit of a bad attitude.)

Moire The Cat

I am a cat. A cat that has done more, seen more, and been more than most men will ever know. My pedigree is defined by modest lineage but I have risen to be one of the finest. One of the most humble, modest, handsome, intelligent, regal, charming, and cunning felines you may ever meet. I often have 'run-ins' with the MPA tight-wad, fun-hater COO, Justin over such things as spa visits and luxury grooming. Having a cat with the skills I possess is not in-expensive. I don't come with a manual and there is no 'figuring me out'. I write a weekly column called "ASK MOIRE" where my faithful readership gets advice and suggestions for a healthy, more balanced life by sending questions to this email address: MOIRE@ASKMPA.COM

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