Ask Moire

Do I like my new home?

February 1, 2013

This week’s question: Bonnie asks:  Is Moire adjusting well to his new home?  I bet he loves all those windows.

Moire’s answer: Bonnie, thanks for posting this question on our facebook page.  Facebook is the cat’s meow!  I am adjusting just purrrrfectly to my new surroundings.  I not only enjoy sitting in the window sills but also at the top of the stairway.  From there I can survey my property and make sure all of these humans are working efficiently!

I also have a clean and fresh space for my litter pan and my food bowl in the storage closet.  The lighting is warm and much more appropriate for a wistful dining experience.

The only thing I’m still getting used to is this slick floor.  My goodness hardwood can be tricky to scamper across!  Forget the ‘wind up’ I can barely get enough traction to take a few steps.  I just remember how my Grandkitty, Dolly Mae Levi, taught me how to get across the linoleum kitchen floor when I was a wee kitten.  She would say “1..2..3! 1…2…3!  Think of it as a dance.  A waltz.  1..2..3… glide and you’ll be home free!”  She was so right.  A few steady steps and any surface is simple for kitty paws.  I’ll keep working, grandkitty, I will!

Until next time my friends, stop by the new MPA building and visit the team.  You, too, will see how shiny, and tricky, these floors can be.  Just remember… 1..2..3..1..2..3!

Moire The Cat

I am a cat. A cat that has done more, seen more, and been more than most men will ever know. My pedigree is defined by modest lineage but I have risen to be one of the finest. One of the most humble, modest, handsome, intelligent, regal, charming, and cunning felines you may ever meet. I often have 'run-ins' with the MPA tight-wad, fun-hater COO, Justin over such things as spa visits and luxury grooming. Having a cat with the skills I possess is not in-expensive. I don't come with a manual and there is no 'figuring me out'. I write a weekly column called "ASK MOIRE" where my faithful readership gets advice and suggestions for a healthy, more balanced life by sending questions to this email address: MOIRE@ASKMPA.COM

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