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Do I get hot this time of year?

June 14, 2013

This week’s question: Tina asks “Moire, with all that long hair do you get hot this time of year?”

Moire’s answer: Tina, you’ve asked a question with precise timing.  This week I’ve been miserable.  Good grief it is hot under these layers.  I know, some people will tell you that cats have long hair as it insulates them.  Insulates me from what?  A nuclear explosion?! That’s rubbish in my opinion. I’m one hot kitty.

Add the humidity on top of that and my usually sunny disposition takes a turn for the dark side!  Now, don’t get me wrong, I don’t prefer being trimmed up like a poodle, but a bit of hair cut would be nice.  At MPA, however, an expense of that nature has to get through that ridiculous COO, Justin.  A.k.a. “Tight Wad Fun Hater” as I call him!

So what I need from you, my fine readers, is to email that COO at justin@askmpa.com and tell him to “GIVE MOIRE WHAT HE WANTS!“.  Just use those exact words.  He will get the message.  Until then, I hope you have air conditioning and a good barber!

Fondest Regards,

MOIRÉ

Moire The Cat

I am a cat. A cat that has done more, seen more, and been more than most men will ever know. My pedigree is defined by modest lineage but I have risen to be one of the finest. One of the most humble, modest, handsome, intelligent, regal, charming, and cunning felines you may ever meet. I often have 'run-ins' with the MPA tight-wad, fun-hater COO, Justin over such things as spa visits and luxury grooming. Having a cat with the skills I possess is not in-expensive. I don't come with a manual and there is no 'figuring me out'. I write a weekly column called "ASK MOIRE" where my faithful readership gets advice and suggestions for a healthy, more balanced life by sending questions to this email address: MOIRE@ASKMPA.COM

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