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All of this Rain!!

May 31, 2013

This week’s question: Sheryl asks, “Moire, most people don’t like all this rain we’ve been getting.  What do you think about it?”

Moire’s answer: My dearest Sheryl, I don’t like the rain. As the songstress once crooned “Rainy days and Mondays always get me down…”

I suppose if I were a duck or a brooding songwriter type I might love it. However, as it is, the rain makes me quite upset. I can’t venture out-of-doors. Rain water does terrible things to my well groomed facade. Even worse, when it rains people don’t come in to the office to see me nearly as often. I go hours without so much as a pat on the head. Dreadful! Even worse is my concern for those affected by the flood waters and terrible storms of late. I fervently hope that the weather turns soon, the sun comes out, and the suffering will cease. When people are displaced, so are their pets. Let’s remember that.

Until next week, when hopefully the sky is bright blue and you find me a happier kitty, I remind you to remember your friends and neighbors during these stormy times.  A helping paw is a comforting paw.

Fondest Regards,

MOIRE

Moire The Cat

I am a cat. A cat that has done more, seen more, and been more than most men will ever know. My pedigree is defined by modest lineage but I have risen to be one of the finest. One of the most humble, modest, handsome, intelligent, regal, charming, and cunning felines you may ever meet. I often have 'run-ins' with the MPA tight-wad, fun-hater COO, Justin over such things as spa visits and luxury grooming. Having a cat with the skills I possess is not in-expensive. I don't come with a manual and there is no 'figuring me out'. I write a weekly column called "ASK MOIRE" where my faithful readership gets advice and suggestions for a healthy, more balanced life by sending questions to this email address: MOIRE@ASKMPA.COM

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