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A “Somewhat Poetic Musing”

September 13, 2013

A “Somewhat Poetic Musing” in honor of Friday the 13th
by Moiré  
If I were a superstitious cat…
I’d hide my head under the covers on this Friday the 13th.
But instead I prance proudly and nobly around my kingdom.

If I were a superstitious cat…
I’d make sure to avoid every crack in case it would break my mother’s back.
But instead I put my paws where I please with the confidence that mother will remain well.

If I were a superstitious cat….
I’d stay far away from my black cat brethren.
But instead I mingle with every hue of my species, even hoping they will cross my path.

If I were a superstitious cat….

I’d wonder who is lurking behind my shoulders as I write this musing.
But instead I know it’s that tight-wad, fun hater COO, Justin, just trying to see what I’m writing about him today.

Thankfully, in an effort to further calm my Friday the 13th nerves our Media Specialist, Diana, says that today is one of her luckiest days of the year.

Hmmm!  Perhaps I will be a superstitious cat!

Fondest Regards,


MOIRE

Moire The Cat

I am a cat. A cat that has done more, seen more, and been more than most men will ever know. My pedigree is defined by modest lineage but I have risen to be one of the finest. One of the most humble, modest, handsome, intelligent, regal, charming, and cunning felines you may ever meet. I often have 'run-ins' with the MPA tight-wad, fun-hater COO, Justin over such things as spa visits and luxury grooming. Having a cat with the skills I possess is not in-expensive. I don't come with a manual and there is no 'figuring me out'. I write a weekly column called "ASK MOIRE" where my faithful readership gets advice and suggestions for a healthy, more balanced life by sending questions to this email address: MOIRE@ASKMPA.COM

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